Napalm Riot

This is a quick blog to let you yahoos know I am posting up a poll for a possible game night, in which all of us could participate in a game together and just act silly for an hour or so.

So! Go to it! Nao!

I don't care if you've seen this, but to be fzckin' honest, this was a bit arousing to view.


I want. Nao.

I have never laughed so hard over something so ridiculous in my life.

<djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e
<djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
<djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
<djahandarie> while i program lines
<djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
<djahandarie> word, son
<http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
<http402> But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
<http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
<http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
<http402> Cut the crap rap,
<http402> Or I'll run ettercap,
<http402> Grab your AIM chat,
<http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap!
<http402> peace
<djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
<djahandarie> while i got other plans
<djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right
<djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites
<djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three
<djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
<djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch
<http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,
<http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
<http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
<http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
<http402> Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,
<http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,
<http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
<http402> Face it. I rule.
<djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
<djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets
<djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
<djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
<djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
<djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
<djahandarie> you say i'm still in school
<djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule
<djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three
<djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e
<http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch,
<http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.
<http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
<http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
<http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner
<http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
<http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
<http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
<http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
<http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
<http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
<djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that.
<djahandarie> You win haha
* http402 takes a bow

1. When you're about to beat someone in a fight, they will rapidly flash between red and their normal skin tone.

2. Chickens are easy to pick up.

3. Tennis is really easy.

4. Hockey is almost entirely about checking and fist-fights.

5. Most people don't say anything of interest.

6. On any given day, a 16-year old girl can beat up a gigantic bear, or an old man can beat up a robot.

7. The best way to open a container is to destroy it.

8. When you enter a town, the person closest to the entrance will welcome you to the town and tell you its name.

9. When driving, a full 360 flip is routine, provided you land wheels down.

10. Pay attention to shiny things.

11. All ninjas will try to kill you on sight. Unless said ninja is a super badass ninja who refuses to talk. That guy will run away after saying "..." But beware--he'll be back.

12. Parachutes are standard issue for all soldiers, regardless of what they're tasked with on the Battlefield.

13. Food heals all wounds.

14. Eating typically takes one or two seconds, and can usually be accomplished by standing on top of food.

15. If you run out of bullets, you die.

16. Everyone, everywhere, at anytime is capable of jumping at least 5 feet straight up.

17. Eating mushrooms can make you grow taller. Eating flowers let you shoot fireballs out of your hand.

18. Female martial artists are either little girls in Japanese school clothes, or scantily clad vixens with ginormous boobies.

19. The Web was basically built for people to play puzzle games and tower defense.

20. Windows sucks.

21. Your thumb is your most powerful weapon.

22. Pokemon, though vicious fighting animals, will only attack other Pokemon. Even the biggest, nastiest Pokemon won't hurt a human.

23. Princess Peach really needs a security staff.

24. And so does Princess Zelda.

25. Most people don't mind if you wander into their house unannounced. They also don't care if you go rifling through their chests and barrels looking for items.

26. A large number of doors and gates are controlled by elaborate pulley systems involving statues and clay tablets.

27. Barrels with radioactive signs on the side will explode if shot.

28. Hemorrhaging head wounds can be healed by standing on top of any box with the red cross symbol on the side.

29. Bad guys and monsters tend to enjoy carrying around the same types of bullets your guns use, even if they themselves are not armed.

30. Big ass boobs are great. 3D big ass boobs with a proper physics engine behind them are even better.

31. Massive boobs do not, in anyway, interfere with physical and athletic performance.

32. Most cities, though appearing large, are composed of small alleys and single streets blocked off at both ends by garbage, fences, cars, or mysterious invisible barriers.

33. 90% of all doors are completely fake. They're just painted onto the wall.

34. Solid Snake's co-workers are completely incapable of shutting the f**k up.

35. Turtles come out of their shells if you press down hard on them. Additionally, turtle shells are really slick on the bottom, and thus they slide around on normal surfaces as though they were ice.

36. For the most part, jumping on something's head will kill it. If it does not, then throwing a dead animal at the thing will do the job.

37. All adventures will take the protagonist through an "ice world."

38. If you get poisoned, you won't die as long as you stay still.

40. Grenades are easy to locate in major metropolitan areas. And in fields. And in suburbs. And in airbases. And in hotels. And on the bus. And in schools. But if you find grenades in a military base, they're probably fake and don't really exist.

41. 95% of all computers, desks, tables and chairs are exactly the same.

42. Killing people makes you stronger.

43. When someone dies, their body will decompose within 5 minutes of death.

44. Dead people, after decomposition, tend to leave behind weapons, food, or keys.

45. Bad guys like to build elaborate mazes around their headquarters.

46. The head guy involved in anything is usually trying to destroy the world.

47. Bad guy managers are usually far stronger than any of their underlings.

48. If a bad guy is really really big, you'll have to flip a number of switches in order to damage him. These switches will always reset within 30 seconds of being hit, making Mr. Big Baddy invulnerable again.

49. The more you kill, the better the stuff you get.

50. All store owners will buy any old crap you have in your bag, no matter how much of it you own.

51. If in combat, your enemies will usually stand around and wait patiently as you go through your rucksack looking for your rocket launcher.

52. A knife in the back beats three bullets in the face.

53. When you go to bed at an inn, a 3-second jingle will play before you go to sleep..

54. Hedgehogs do not have blood flowing through their veins, but giant gold rings.

55. The greatest of warriors often communicates in childish aphorisms.

56. Clothing only comes in one size.

57. If you come across a locked door, you have to find the key, even if it's a brittle piece of wood that a grenade should be able to obliterate.

From GamerHelp.com

Rock Band (360) is way more fun than it should be.

With two people on guitars, and a maniac banging on some drums, and yours truly singing into the microphone, we are just friggin' awesome.

I nail just about every song with a 94% at the least. I consider that a good achievement for myself. :>






Now, if only Chris hadn't decided to name the band "Vigorous Fags."

Seriously, what the hell? |:

If anyone likes things like WoW and GuildWars and such and wants to play a free game, then come play Shaiya with me.

I'm an elf, playing on the side of good for the first run through, on the first server which is called Lailah.


My name is Ashanya.


http://shaiya.aeriagames.com


Also, Theme Thursdays = http://www.thewvsr.com/thursdaytheme.htm

So, I was "stumbling" around on Firefox, and I found this contest. Basically, if you can identify what games all of these sprites came from correctly and get the email sent in before the 31st, you have a chance to win a game worth around $60 of your choice, which is nice...but the game has to be readily available in the US for them to buy for you. :>


Anywho, follow the link below and take a stab at it.

http://www.gamesradar.com…a-2008051512756473018/p-7

Or, just go back to the previous pages and look at the "Worst Celebrity Renders" and laugh like I did.

:B

Hello Rioters!

As you've probably noticed, in addition to the new front page, we now have a new News area.

Personally, I like it...but I want to know; what do YOU think about it?

http://cityoflostangels.b…et.php?name=Tarron%20Aeon

http://cityoflostangels.b…p?name=Anarya%20Elderslie

Sometimes you can fight and beat the hell out of things.

I carry two Colts and can kick and punch the hell out of people.

It's great. :>


(Yes, yes I do have two Second Life names. What?!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4


Yes.

There was a letter in the mail recently informing us that someone had illegally downloaded SOCOM for the PS2 using our internet connection, and now everything we do is being monitored. This means all four desktop computers. Urgh.

Upon reading over the information about the download, I see that it occurred in February (it doesn't give a time frame) via BitTorrent and it gives an IP address of the "offending computer." We are to remove the "offending material" and cease all downloading unless authorized (legal websites/internet games/etc) and to do the routine of checking out the wireless router in use.


All of this is well and good except:
A) That IP address belongs to no computer in this house.
B) As this is the case, the game is not here for us to remove.
C) If they could trace the IP address of the offending computer, why didn't they look and see that it wasn't one of the computers here?
D) Why should we be in trouble for something someone else did?
E) How do they expect a poor, unemployed college chick to cover costs for something like this? I don't have anyone to borrow stuff like that from, especially not for something I didn't even bloody do.



The letter pretty much states that we are to be held accountable for this, even if we know no one here did it because the account belongs to us.



Isn't America (and the Sony Corp/whomever else is complaining) wonderful?


(And yes, since this...I have taken the measures to protect everything, but Blah. I'm still annoyed as hell. - I should also mention I figured my brother and father had everything set up properly before this and never really thought about it. :> They "supposedly" knew what they were doing, and I've never had a reason to believe otherwise til now. )

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2. Learn moar phpz.
3. Learn moar bettAr graphicz skillz.
4. Get a bettAr video card.
5. Get moar memoriez.
6. Take over the world.



Who wants to volunteer for one of these? >_>

In no particular order, because I was bored...I give you, youtube videos Spring players made to show off the game or just to see a test run of something they made for a particular mod. :>

...or just something they threw together for the hell of it. :>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oExinjwPeDY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpKqQxTURik
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5IMq6u4hc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYwGD_DJFJ0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oExinjwPeDY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWmJOe-BP0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfplqllrTSs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyrzagbyXas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyzF5kgyiNo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dabttf58oGA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYhW68WekRY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyzF5kgyiNo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5jKD6L042Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6g9KmhHhQ0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGPMyqJ49rA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NMi92m5bHs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzhEZOYICWg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK0yEm_L2yU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6udIo5SmwWA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEZmPslUYw8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7TjDE1t3z0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpRtdk7VHM0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76np0ET5i0Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o70HUrHwA6I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLLMSgly9co
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbDoAUi0iHE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DojP45UadE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBpZE9OGVOE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5pMg2456rw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Ga5F4onc8

Got in videos of games to amuse me with that you tools like? :B

If you have a love (or at least a regard) for living things [think dogs/cats/etc], then you need to go look at this site and sign the petition that follows after it.

http://www.popgive.com/20…ving-dog-to-death-is.html

Someone on deviantART showed this to me, and it angered me just the same as it broke my heart. I can't begin to fathom what would cause someone to want to do something this cold and cruel to another living thing, especially one so defenseless.

What angers me even more is that there were so many people around, and they did absolutely NOTHING to stop this.



Give me ten minutes alone with this guy. That's all I ask. Ten bloody (and I do mean bloody) minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx7WQivgxoI

I'm still alive. D:


(I am going to bite Chimpantalones.)


dedredhed is a skank. :B

I was abducted by aliens (really!).


And I'll be bar crawlin' on St. Paddy's Day. (Maybe I'll share my photers hurr.)



So! How are all of you'se gheys? Tell me things!


(Also, does anyone play PS2 games over the interbutts anymoar?)

Game Informer magazine states that, "EA is starting a free online play business model, and the first announced game is Battlefield Heroes from DICE. The game will be available for free download starting this summer, and DICE says that it will be aimed at both newbies and the Battlefield hardcore alike. Looks like we're not the only ones who have been playing a lot of Team Fortress."


So, free games from EA. Battlefield Heroes.

Love it, hate it? I, for one, will remain skeptical until I get to download it.

Discuss!!!

I want to compile a list of free games here, provided they don't suck.
So! Start giving me games.


1. http://www.warpfire.com - WarpFire
2. http://spring.clan-sy.com - Spring
3. http://flyff.gpotato.com - Flyff
4. http://www.neopets.com - Neopets
5. http://www.silkroadonline.net - Silk Road
6. http://www.s2games.com/savage - Savage
7. http://www.gunzonline.com - GunZ
8. http://gunbound.softnyx.net - GunBound
9. http://www.steampowered.com/nvidia - Free Games for NVIDIA Users
10. http://zu.igg.com - Zu Online
11. http://dungeonrunners.com - Dungeon Runners
12. http://zo.91.com/index - Zero Online
13. http://www.secondlife.com…0d9e19e1f80f79fa1cb70d709 - Second Life
14. http://rappelz.gpotato.com/ - Rappelz
15. http://www.eventide.net/ - Rubies of Eventide
16. http://www.swordoftheneww….com/manifest_destiny.php - Sword of the New World:Manifest Destiny
17. http://fwo.com.my/ - Fung Wan
18. http://bots.acclaim.com/ - BOTS
19. http://9dragons.acclaim.com/ - 9 Dragons
20. http://2moons.acclaim.com/2mlanding2.html - 2 Moons
21. http://dance.acclaim.com/ - Dance!
22. http://maplestory.nexon.net/ - Maplestory
23. http://rf.ogplanet.com/ - Rumble Fighter
24. http://www.knightonlineworld.com/splash/home.php - Knight Online
25. http://www.globalmuonline.com/ - Global Mu Online
26. http://www.playredstone.com/ - Red Stone
27. http://www.warrock.net/ - War Rock
28. http://shaiya.aeriagames.com/ - Shaiya

And while these are not necessarily free, I just think they look good. If you have a game that isn't free that looks cool, tell me that too.
D:

1. http://www.play-earthrise.com/gallery.php?type=1 - Earth Rise
2. http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/index.xml - WoW
3. http://www.ragnarokonline.com - Ragnarok
4. https://secure.eve-online.com/ft/?aid=102812 - Eve Online
5. http://orange.half-life2.com/tf2.html - Team Fortress II

So, at any rate, I've been swept up in making models for Spring, or at least..attempting to.

I've already made one map for the game, which does need some work, but eh..it was a newb's map anyway.

Now, I move on to models. I've toyed around with a tutorial my boyfriend made about modeling with Wings3D (decent and free program if you need one) and I managed to texturize it without making too horrible a mess. Now, with that out of the way, I am on to my newest idea...air-mines.

Why? Don't ask me, a friend on the game and I just thought it up. Hell, we have mines in the water and the ground, why not in the air? Maybe I'll even add a cloaking option for shits and giggles.

Imagine your enemy flying into your base, only to smash into an invisible mine and explode. :D

Of course, this means I have to design mines for at least two different levels of team units, but I have those ideas picked out already based off of real Navy mines, and I've found my unit that will fly around building the mines too.

Now, I just have to put my ideas into 3D, get the textures slapped on them, and then get them scripted and ready to let people test them out and help me pick out the bugs and such.


This should be fun.

God, I am such a dork. D:

ɤ - Normal users, it seems.
¤ - I'm the only one. :> (I think!)
ѻ - Founder's Circle creatures!
ӝ - Big, cheesy peoples. D:
ʊ - subscribers

What do you goons thinks 'bout this? I'm nosy.

Personally, I like it. The symbols are different and interesting, and I think they look good. :>

lolblog.

Rendarin is a ghey.

lolly smells like Summer's Eve now. -fears-

and there is a fluffy thing floating around. O.o


Also, I have no Rating. This makes Sangue sad inside.

Give me negative numbers! Stat!


*EDIT* I just noticed that this blog was dated back in the 1970s. :o